How much would it cost to buyout FP? 

"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-) 07/26/2017 at 18:26 • Filed to: REVOLUTION!

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We already know our shitposts and memes are superior, and possibly our serious posts.

And we’ve already seized the memes means of production.

It’s time comrades, to liberate FP and appropriate their resources into our glorious utopia!

Wacko > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/26/2017 at 18:34

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So we would own Ballaban?

So I would be able to ballaBAN Ballaban.

Maxima Speed > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/26/2017 at 18:39

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I would actually help. No seriously, if you can find out the value we might be able to group fund it.

Party-vi > Wacko 07/26/2017 at 18:40

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Shit. I can BallaBAN Ballaban right now.

From Oppositelock. Kinda.

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/26/2017 at 18:41

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Take over front page, quadruple David Tracey’s paycheck and wait.......

Maxima Speed > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/26/2017 at 18:42

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Never mind, according to this link : http://www.worthofweb.com/website-value/jalopnik.com/ , Jalopnik is worth approximately 93 million dollars, and it brings in around $43,700 in one day.

EngineerWithTools > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 07/26/2017 at 18:46

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Half his paycheck. We’ll see if he’s really found the bottom of the Jeep barrel.

Dark chocolate > Party-vi 07/26/2017 at 18:47

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You think you could give me authorship at oppo.? I am in Houston if it matters.:)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/26/2017 at 18:47

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Just sneak in and pretend you’ve always been there. I’ve done it for quite a while

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 07/26/2017 at 18:57

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Ballabanned.

Wacko > Dark chocolate 07/26/2017 at 19:02

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The Houston members are full right now, so sorry..

Joke, nobody cares where or who you are(I say that in the best way possible)

A mod like party-vi will grant you authorship.

Party-vi > Dark chocolate 07/26/2017 at 19:03

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Nerp. I’ll follow you for Oppositelock first. You can comment out of the grays but can’t make your own posts. Spend a week or so commenting without shitting on people’s cars and you’ll be in (read: people on here have Crossfires. Be less critical).

Wacko > Party-vi 07/26/2017 at 19:16

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Some of us actually strangly enjoy our CVTs.

Talking for a friend. Ok you got me.

LongbowMkII > Wacko 07/26/2017 at 20:03

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Ballaban is moving on. Or is that the other white guy with thick rim glasses?

LongbowMkII > Wacko 07/26/2017 at 20:03

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You’re a monster

LongbowMkII > Maxima Speed 07/26/2017 at 20:05

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No. The whole GMG just sold for about that and jalopnik is the smallest site of it.

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/26/2017 at 21:09

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bruh whaaaaaaaat

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 07/26/2017 at 21:17

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You’re telling me you haven’t tried yet?

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/26/2017 at 21:36

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I don’t have that option lol

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 07/26/2017 at 21:40

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It came with my jalopnik gold. I think it was a raffle type deal.

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/26/2017 at 21:43

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I only have Jalopnik Prime :(

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/26/2017 at 21:59

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Teach me your ways!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 07/26/2017 at 21:59

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You’d think someone would notice by now

Dark chocolate > Party-vi 07/26/2017 at 22:22

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Not shit ng on crossfires. That’s a tall order. I’ll try.

Party-vi > Dark chocolate 07/27/2017 at 07:04

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Good man.

Dark chocolate > Wacko 07/27/2017 at 07:57

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I know what you mean. party-vi has been correct as regards me being critical (and mean) to fellow members. I might have called on a few members more than once.

Truth be told, it was one of those moments, where the inner self is saying :mmmmm that’s kinda too much. And then I’d think :hmmmm fuck that noise..

That was the reason why I lost authorship (almost a year ago)

That being said, that there have been quite a few occasions when I have wished I had the power to post as I had potential helpful insight.

Stef Schrader > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/27/2017 at 12:10

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NO! GLORIOUS TEAM FP WILL RULE FOREVER.

(Also, it’d cost a lot.)

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Stef Schrader 07/27/2017 at 12:19

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I’m sorry, but the time of capitalism is over. It’s time for FP to join the glorious socialist republic of Oppo!

NJAnon > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 07/29/2017 at 19:13

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I mean it would cost a lot but anything is possible. I do agree that there are more composed posts done on the sub pages than the front page at times.